"Jon Gosselin Plus Five Ticks"This afternoon we swung by the Gosselin household to see if we could get Jon Gosselin, the allegedly cheating husband of 'Jon and Kate Plus 8' fame

Luckily, we did find him outside, and we also ended up with at least 5 ticks crawling around on our clothes and skin. I guess that's what happens when you're doing what paparazzi do -- hiding in the bushes, taking pictures.

While his wife Kate was out of the state promoting her book today, here's Jon returning home after picking up the 8 kids from school.

Next time we post, we'll tell you about the little race car that Jon speeds with all over his town, running stop signs and acting cool.

Are you guys preparing for the season premiere, or what?

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• Breaking News: Kiefer Sutherland Turns Himself In To NYPD

  I'm sure by now everyone has heard that Kiefer Sutherland head-butted a fashion designer recently, after an alleged dispute between said designer and none other than actress Brooke Shields.
  
  Apparently Brooke and Kiefer have been friends for years, and people are speculating that this fashion dude, whatever his name, pushed Brooke -- and so Kiefer confronted him, which led to...

"Breaking News: Kiefer Sutherland Turns Himself In To NYPD"I'm sure by now everyone has heard that Kiefer Sutherland head-butted a fashion designer recently, after an alleged dispute between said designer and none other than actress Brooke Shields.

Apparently Brooke and Kiefer have been friends for years, and people are speculating that this fashion dude, whatever his name, pushed Brooke -- and so Kiefer confronted him, which led to Kiefer being pushed, and then Kiefer head-butting the guy in the face and therefore breaking his nose.

It's an awesome story. And it turned Kiefer into a wanted man.

So today we hopped the subway and went over to the First Precinct in Manhattan, and it didn't take more than 4 hours of waiting in the pouring rain before Kiefer finally decided to show up -- to turn himself in to the NYPD on assault charges.

He seemed pretty chipper, considering the circumstance. Maybe he felt like some sort of hero? Funny -- defending the honor of Brooke Shields.

On a related note, Kiefer was already on probation for DUI charges from not too long ago -- so this assault charge isn't exactly the best thing for him.

Anyhoo, enjoy our shot of the hero himself, leaving the police station about 2 hours after going inside.

We'll likely be seeing him again very soon, and you should prepare to be seeing him all over your televisions, as well.

"Tommy Hilfiger Keeps It Gangsta, Gives $5 Bucks To A Brother"This easily ranks as one of the funniest celebrity moments we have ever witnessed.

This week we convinced a friend of ours that "this was his chance to shine" while Tommy Hilfiger was posing for the paparazzi.

So what does he do? He looked at us funny, then runs right up to Tommy -- jumping in with him for pictures.

And guess what Tommy Hilfiger does? He grabs the kid's flat-rimmed Chicago Bulls hat, and puts it on himself.

But that's not even the best part -- as Tommy is laughing and shakes his hand, our friend asks him for some money.

Tommy looked at him and said "Are you serious?" with a serious, straight face.

His answer? "Hell yeah I'm serious".

So Tommy reaches into his pocket and pulls out five bucks and then tells the paps "He got PAID!" in the most ghetto-tone possible. It was hilarious.

Our friend then yells out "Tommy Hilfigga hooks up a n*gga!" over and over while Tommy and everyone else laugh hysterically.

Good times, good times.

"Naomi Campbell Ditches Costume Gala, Goes Partying Instead!"Supermodel Naomi Campbell did something this week that deserves real respect. She abandoned her $100,000 table at the Met Costume Gala, and for a good cause.

Her good friend and fashion designer, Azzedine Alaia, who has worked with Naomi since she was a young supermodel, was snubbed by the exhibit, so Naomi snubbed them back.

Naomi and her boyfriend (Russian billionaire, Vladislav Doronin) blew off the main event completely, and went partying around the city instead.

We were one of the few people to catch the couple arriving to Monkey Bar, pulling up in their $300k vehicle and looking as rich and glamorous as anyone ever could.

Vladislav couldn't have looked anymore like James Bond, with Naomi as his sparkling Bond girl.

"Katy Perry Walks (on Her Dress) Like An Egyptian"Katy Perry dressed in a fancy and arguably very ugly Blue dress for the Met Costume Gala on Monday, and here she is stepping on her dress outside an after-party.

Why anyone would wear an egyptian-inspired outfit for such a celebrity-important event is beyond us.

But leave it to Katy Perry, as usual, to do everything that is wrong when it comes to fashion.

Our guess is that Katy isn't going to be around much longer. She made it big with "I Kissed A Girl", but that will probably be the last of her.

How in the world she got her name on the guest list for the Costume Gala, we don't know.

Maybe that girl she was singing about was Anna Wintour?

"Kanye And Girlfriend Amber Rose, Still Going Strong"You've got to respect Kanye West, right?

The man does his own thing, and he's way out there -- emotional, passionate, intelligent, and crazy.

And besides, do you see anybody else dating a bald chick?

After traveling around the world and making tons of public appearances, Kanye and his ex-stripper/girlfriend, Amber Rose seem to be seriously dating and happier than ever (he even helped carry Amber's dress as they walked).

Mr. West was calm as could be, even while facing a wall of paparazzi and a heckling autograph seeker who asked him over and over, "Are you a gay fish, Kanye?" because he wouldn't sign an autograph for him.

Kanye handled it well, rolling down his window and telling the kid "I love you, man" before he drove off.

It's really stupid to see people showing such disrespect for the man. He's been through a lot in the last year or so. The whole country has their eyes on him, and he had the closest person in his life, his mom, die suddenly.

That's pretty rough, and we think he deserves some space, and some positive support as well.

Kanye and Amber Rose, sure, we'll add you to our list of favorite couples. Right up there with Katie and Tom (almost).

"Justin And Jessica Party With Marc Jacobs"After the Met Costume Gala on Monday night, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake quickly escaped to their apartment to change outfits before attending Marc Jacobs' after-party at Monkey Bar.

Most of the stars who showed up just wore the same clothes that they wore to the event, but these two did what any great celebrity would do -- gave it up to the photogs fresh.

After all, if you saw pictures of the dress that Jessica wore, you'll know that the tail on that thing was WAY too long to wear out partying.

So she *had to* change. Justin, on the other hand, probably wanted to use the opportunity to wear some clothes from his own clothing line, called William Rast.

These two love to wear William Rast clothes whenever possible. And if you owned a clothing line, wouldn't you?

Paps surrounded Jessitin (Or is it Justica?) as they lef the parry, and their huge bodyguard (seen on the left) had a great time throwing people around -- including girls -- as they tried to take pictures and videos of the stars.

One young fan even confronted the bodyguard, calling him every insult in the ghetto book, but the guy didn't react much, but said to the fan "I'll see you on the street."

Everyone was laughing at him.

But we were just focused on getting some decent shots of Justica Bielberlake.

It was interesting to see them half-smiling, for once.

"Bruce Willis Looks Like He Wants To Kick Our *SS For This Photo!"Our favorite thing about being a paparazzi is being able to get some sneaky, candid photos of celebrities while they are doing normal things and least expect us to be there.

Here's a circumstance where we happened to have a giant window which allowed us to sneak a picture of Bruce Willis inside a VIP party.

When we fired our first flash off he immediately looked at us. And that's when we got this wonderful eye-contact shot of Bruce.

He was probably thinking: "You sneaky little bastard, I'm going to kick your *ss!"

Yes, well Bruce Willis is a pretty scary dude. But since we're now hiding behind the internet, we'll take this opportunity to call him a wimp.

Bruce Willis -- you're a total wimp (and we loved you in Pulp Fiction, by the way).

Check out the ring on his finger, Bruce is a newlywed. His wife was there too -- but we couldn't catch her through the window.