SashaFierce - why is ryan seacrest perpetually single? the guy is super short but it seems like he'd be dating around hollywood like it was his job. maybe he's just too busy hosting every major awards show and tv show to find time for the ladies
SpiceGirl - interesting that paula is nowhere to be found in this little nightclub promo pic. she is super sweet on television but also kind of a wild card. i wonder how long she'll last as a judge.
Danimal - who is that guy on the far right? is he some bigshot producer of american idol? i swear if adam lambert doesn't win this season i'll stop watching the show forever. his rendition of "mad world" was OUT of control
Buler - i can't picture simon cowell in tryst. maybe because i can't picture him ever having fun. does he know how to let loose? i hope so, for his sake at least. no one needs to be that uptight all the time!
SideKick - could simon cowell be any more red? seriously does the guy sleep in a tanning bed? im afraid to see him without those skintight t-shrits on.
