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  • Wednesday - July 8th, 2009 12:27:08PM
Photo by mattypop39

A Michael Jackson Christmas

A family photo of Michael Jackson and his kids celebrating their last Christmas together has been published in this week's US Magazine.

Of course,  Paris, Prince Michael, and Blanket's Christmas was just like every other kid's Christmas celebration. They opened presents with Michael Jackson, their biological father (Arnold Klein), and Carrie Fisher (the actress who played Princess Leia in Star Wars). Jackson introduced Fisher as "Princess Leia" to the kids, and she acted out some of her famous lines from Star Wars.

The family photo shows Jackson's kids, their biological father(Arnold Klein), and Michael Jackson himself all posing together in what appears to be a living room.

Yup, just a regular holiday gathering complete with "The King of Pop" and Princess Leia. 
  • 4 months
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  • Wednesday - July 8th, 2009 02:12:16PM
Photo by LaBellaVida7

Britney Spears Takes Paris And Shocks No One By Acting Normal

Britney Spears took her kids Sean and Jayden to the Eiffel Tower for dinner and sightseeing. Spears has a custody agreement that she and Kevin Federline can share custody of the children while she is on her Circus tour.


Spear’s kids were dressed totally cute in little matching sweater sets, and Spears herself appeared to be acting normally. The dreaded ex Kevin Federline is also in Paris with his new girlfriend. Can you say awkward?


How sweet of Federline to go all the way to Paris so he can visit with his sons. One can only wonder of he’s that dedicated with all of his children.

Go Britney for pulling herself together!

Kevin, get a job.


  • 4 months
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  • Wednesday - July 8th, 2009 01:42:01PM
Photo by Seeingstars

John Mayer Decides Not To Sing. Everyone Agrees It's For The Best.

John Mayer was just as surprised as everyone else that he was invited to perform at Michael Jackson’s memorial service. Apparently, Mayer has never met Michael Jackson, but we’re sure he was a fan of the late pop icon.


Mayer played guitar to Jackson’s song “Human Nature” , and chose not to sing at the event. "The decision to not sing was out of knowing what's best for me." says Mayer. He also added that he doesn't have a large vocal range. Hold on, let me put on my "shocked" face.


Good call on not singing at the memorial service. No one wants to watch the guy who sings “Your body is a Wonderland” try to be on par vocally with Michael Jackson of all people.


Out of curiosity, whose idea was it to invite Mayer to the possibly the biggest memorial service of all time? We were under the impression that Mayer was just a soft singing womanizer who dated Jennifer Aniston once in a while. 
  • 4 months
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  • Wednesday - July 8th, 2009 12:27:08PM
Photo by mattypop39

A Michael Jackson Christmas

A family photo of Michael Jackson and his kids celebrating their last Christmas together has been published in this week's US Magazine.

Of course,  Paris, Prince Michael, and Blanket's Christmas was just like every other kid's Christmas celebration. They opened presents with Michael Jackson, their biological father (Arnold Klein), and Carrie Fisher (the actress who played Princess Leia in Star Wars). Jackson introduced Fisher as "Princess Leia" to the kids, and she acted out some of her famous lines from Star Wars.

The family photo shows Jackson's kids, their biological father(Arnold Klein), and Michael Jackson himself all posing together in what appears to be a living room.

Yup, just a regular holiday gathering complete with "The King of Pop" and Princess Leia. 
  • Wednesday - July 8th, 2009 12:00:13PM
Photo by funnyman1026

Lindsay Lohan Turns Down A Role In One Of The Biggest Movies Of The Summer

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Once again, Lindsay Lohan has done something that leaves us all scratching our heads and asking "Why?!?!"

The Hangover has made over 200 million dollars at the box office this summer. The movie is hilarious, and huge hit. In the movie, Heather Graham plays the role of the stripper with a heart of gold. But before Graham filled the stilettos of the lovable stripper on the big screen Lohan was offered the role.

Now, since Lohan's career has tanked did she jump on the opportunity to play this role in one of the biggest movies of the summer?

No, she didn't even audition because she said the script had "no potential"!

Funny thing is,  soon people will be making the same comment about Lindsay Lohan.

The Hangover: 200 million
Lindsay Lohan: 0





 
  • 4 months
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  • Wednesday - July 8th, 2009 12:00:13PM
Photo by funnyman1026

Lindsay Lohan Turns Down A Role In One Of The Biggest Movies Of The Summer

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Once again, Lindsay Lohan has done something that leaves us all scratching our heads and asking "Why?!?!"

The Hangover has made over 200 million dollars at the box office this summer. The movie is hilarious, and huge hit. In the movie, Heather Graham plays the role of the stripper with a heart of gold. But before Graham filled the stilettos of the lovable stripper on the big screen Lohan was offered the role.

Now, since Lohan's career has tanked did she jump on the opportunity to play this role in one of the biggest movies of the summer?

No, she didn't even audition because she said the script had "no potential"!

Funny thing is,  soon people will be making the same comment about Lindsay Lohan.

The Hangover: 200 million
Lindsay Lohan: 0





 
  • Tuesday - July 7th, 2009 03:15:20PM

Biggest Moment of Michael Jackson's Memorial?


No doubt MJ's memorial service was a star studded event loaded with celebrity appearances, speeches, and performances. However, the moment that was perhaps the most emotional, and meaningful was the short, but powerful words Paris had to say about her father, Michael Jackson.

Surrounded by her aunts and uncles Paris (Michael's daughter) spoke to the world (for the time) about her father.

"Daddy has been the best father anyone could ever imagine. And I just wanted to say I love him so much.". said Paris at Jackson's memorial service.

Those were the only words Paris could get out before bursting into tears, and leaving the stage.

We've all wondered what kind of father Michael Jackson was to his children for more reasons than one. Now, I guess we finally know. 
  • 4 months
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  • Tuesday - July 7th, 2009 03:15:20PM

Biggest Moment of Michael Jackson's Memorial?


No doubt MJ's memorial service was a star studded event loaded with celebrity appearances, speeches, and performances. However, the moment that was perhaps the most emotional, and meaningful was the short, but powerful words Paris had to say about her father, Michael Jackson.

Surrounded by her aunts and uncles Paris (Michael's daughter) spoke to the world (for the time) about her father.

"Daddy has been the best father anyone could ever imagine. And I just wanted to say I love him so much.". said Paris at Jackson's memorial service.

Those were the only words Paris could get out before bursting into tears, and leaving the stage.

We've all wondered what kind of father Michael Jackson was to his children for more reasons than one. Now, I guess we finally know. 
  • Tuesday - July 7th, 2009 02:32:04PM
Photo by JackShea

Michael Jackson's Memorial Is A Large Scale Event Sure To Make Someone Cry

Can't get enough Michael Jackson? Don't you worry. MJ's memorial service is on TV live today, and msnbc.com (and other news sites) are keeping us informed on the service in up to the minute coverage, and video footage.

The service is worth checking out. Footage of Jackson's life and performances are shown throughout the memorial service. Many celebrities are performing and speaking about how Jackson influenced them professionally, and personally.

Brooke Shields addresses speaks at the service and talks about her out of the ordinary friendship with Jackson. Mariah Carey sings her rendition of "I'll be there". Some kid from America's Got Talent also gets to sing "Who's loving you" by The Jackson 5.

The service ends with the song "We are the World" being performed. 

Don't miss out on your chance to remember why Jackson was so great in the first place, and watch celebrities weep openly.

*Tears*

Missed the Live coverage of MJ's service? Check out msnbc.com for recaps!





 
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  • Tuesday - July 7th, 2009 02:32:04PM
Photo by JackShea

Michael Jackson's Memorial Is A Large Scale Event Sure To Make Someone Cry

Can't get enough Michael Jackson? Don't you worry. MJ's memorial service is on TV live today, and msnbc.com (and other news sites) are keeping us informed on the service in up to the minute coverage, and video footage.

The service is worth checking out. Footage of Jackson's life and performances are shown throughout the memorial service. Many celebrities are performing and speaking about how Jackson influenced them professionally, and personally.

Brooke Shields addresses speaks at the service and talks about her out of the ordinary friendship with Jackson. Mariah Carey sings her rendition of "I'll be there". Some kid from America's Got Talent also gets to sing "Who's loving you" by The Jackson 5.

The service ends with the song "We are the World" being performed. 

Don't miss out on your chance to remember why Jackson was so great in the first place, and watch celebrities weep openly.

*Tears*

Missed the Live coverage of MJ's service? Check out msnbc.com for recaps!