Oh, to be a star. Most of us would kill to live the life of an A-List Celebrity. Even switch places with them on the spot.

But if becoming world famous included living with these grotesque physical features, we may just change our tune.

#5 - Tommy Lee Jones' skin: (Click For Photo) 
They say the lines on your face tell your story. In Tommy Lee Jones's case, it is the Never Ending Story. Although he should be admired for not buying into the Hollywood Botox scene, it's getting uncomfortable to stare at this wrinkle in time. For God Sake, you were born in 1946! You're not that old! You can also find Tommy on the list, Top 5 Celebrities You Would Never See In A Oil Of Olay Ad.

#4 - Rosie O' Donnell's Abs: (Click For Photo)
Apparently Rosie O'Donnell doesn't subscribe to core training or Pilates. She is carrying around a spare tire big enough to accommodate a monster truck. For her own sake, she needs to skip one or two or eight meals every now and then. It makes you honestly wonder...when was the last time Rosie could look down and actually see her penis.

#3 - Howard Stern's pre-surgery nose: (Click For Photo) 
Yikes! Sometimes a larger than average nose can look distinguished. Or at least that's the nice way of saying it. Howard's old nose would pray every night to be called "distinguished." It was crooked and massive like a black diamond ski slope. Hey, at least,  like Ashlee Simpson, he did something about it. And, unlike Jennifer Grey, it didn't cost him his career. Now if he could just revisit is doctor and get that extra weight they call Robin Quiver surgically removed.

#2 - Jewel's Teeth: (Click For Photo) 
Before Amy Winehouse, there was Jewel. For someone who sings for a living, and makes a good living do so, you would think that Jewel would do something about the mess in her mouth. Not sure if it's an Alaskan "thing" or whatever  (maybe they were revered in her village for tearing through thick walrus blubber) but it's L.A. and there is no excuse for bad teeth. Maybe she's an Anti-Dentite.

#1 - Steve-O's Genitalia: (Click For Photo)
Once again,  as was the case in "Most Envied Celeb Body Parts," a man's private parts tops the list. However, Steve-O's genitalia make the list not for being physically unattractive, although they have to look pretty torn up at this point, but because of the sheer punishment he has put them through. They have been punched, kicked, shot at, and even stapled to his leg. Not to mention, the nasty sluts he has introduced them to throughout his illustrious career as a showman.  They have even gotten him his share of legal trouble when exposed to an audience or two. Steve-O's junk has been the source of more pain and anguish than any other celeb body part, and is therefore the least envied in all the land.