Now that we are on the subject, it’s probably important to expand your vocabulary in the realm of the “Celebrity." The very idea of celebrity, in all of its glory, deserved or not, has spawned an endless amount of variations to the word. Here are a few to put in your arsenal and to impress your celebrity-obsessed (Celebophile) friends with. 5. Celebrident A president that has gained popularity from their celebrity appeal, such as Barack Obama.
Celebrident Barack Obama4. Celebrinaut A term used to describe the rising tide of "fake" celebrities. Folks like Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Kim Kardashian et.al. who are not famous for anything in particular other than being famous. Pronounced Celebri-NOT the term is ironic in that it evokes real professions like "astronaut", but implies that these attention whores are "not" celebrities but are trying really hard to become ones.
Paris Hilton wishes she was a celebrity, but she is a celebrinaut.
3. Celebrisigner Celebrities who have no formal training in fashion designing but are venturing into the fashion design industry.
Justin Timberlake is just another celebrisigner and I think he should just stick to singing.2. Celebretity Famous female accidental celebrity boob photo shoots. When a celebrity's braless breast accidentaly slips out from under a loose-fitting garment. Made famous by Janet Jackson in the half time Super Bowl,
Whoa dude! Did you see Tara Reid's celebretity on YouTube last night.
1. Celebritard (n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.
Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.
