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  • Tuesday - April 21st, 2009 04:12:46PM

Top 5 Celebrities Who Did Not Cut It As Actors

Talent comes in all shapes and forms. Some people, very talented in one area, automatically think that their talent will transfer to another. Usually they are given a welcome through the back door of Hollywood, but they soon find out, acting is not that easy.
COMPLETE WITH GREAT REVIEWS!!!


5. Mariah Carey
The Singer. Even in a movie where she is basically playing herself, Mariah couldn’t cut it. Glitter is on IMDB’s Bottom 100 Movies of All Time. Bingo.  Jessica Simpson would take this spot, but you can’t consider her a singer, either.
Hysterical and accurate review below…






4. Andrew Dice Clay

The Comedian. Fallen Comedian, really. In the late 80’s The Dice Man was more in demand than any comedian on the planet, even selling out Madison Square Garden. But all of the standing ovations in the world didn’t translate to any acting chops, and in 1990, Clay embarrassed himself, and all comedians, in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
Here is a genuine review from the best critics ever in the game…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcFOdq8-alg

3. Shaq
The Athlete. C'mon now Shaq. We let you have your fun with the rap, but acting was highly unnecessary. He got away with Blue Chips because he was playing a big, basketball player, but Kazaam and Steel can only be described as, painful.
Watch Shaq get SLAMMED below! Really Funny…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6msc_NJAr1w&feature=related

2. Cindy Crawford

The Model. Good looks can only get you so far. And in Hollywood, where good looks are as common as Starbucks, a pretty face, even if its Cindy Crawford’s, doesn’t excuse terrible acting. Fair Game was her shot at the big screen, but Cindy sank like a ton of bricks. She made Billy Baldwin look like Anthony Hopkins in this stinker.
A quickie review for a quickie career…






1.  Paris Hilton
The Socialite. House of Wax gave us a glimpse of her skills. Apparently her NO-talent outside of acting transferred quite nicely into acting. No telling if she saw what we saw, but here’s hoping we don’t have to see it again.
Paris couldn’t even cut it with a Steak N Shake employee. Haha…





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