When you’re famous, part of your job is to look hot. This means trying almost anything to keep up a youthful appearance because in Hollywood, as soon as the wrinkles show up, the movie roles start to disappear.
Just how far will they go? Well below are three of the most ridiculous beauty/fitness regimens that stars have tried. Let’s hope they failed because I’d rather be ugly than do any of these things.
#3) The Baby Food Diet:
Think celebs like
Jennifer Aniston and
Reese Witherspoon wake up looking fit and trim? Think again. The newest craze to hit Hollywood is the ‘Baby Food Diet’. Basically you eat tiny tiny jars of mashed up apples and peas two or three times a day until all of the fat drops off of your body and your stomach eats itself.
Pro: Baby food is free of additives, pure and full of vitamins.
Con: Explosive diarrhea.
#2) Urine Instead Of Toner: Vanessa Williams is the only celebrity on record vain enough to attempt this. The ‘urine instead of toner’ beauty fix calls for one jar of your morning piss. Then take a cotton swab, dunk it in the yellow stuff and try not to throw up in your mouth as you rub it gently over your face. Apparently there are magic gnomes hidden in your morning stream that work hard to remove toxins from the pores.
Pro: Even if your face is more wrinkled than father time you can fix it with this cheap and dirty trick.
Con: You’re pretty much pissing on yourself.
#1) The Placenta Face Mask:
When a woman has a baby, that baby lives inside the mother's stomach protected by the uterine lining. After childbirth, the lining comes out right after the baby and celebrities like Eva Longoria Parker buy it up and smear it on their face. EMK’s Placental Face Cream retails at about $85 a jar and is supposed to reverse all of the damage you did by chain-smoking, binge drinking and tanning.
Pro: Skin softer than a Jergens commercial.
Con: It’s like having your period on your face.
