Jamie Spears Threatens To Shut Down Britney's Biggest Fan Site...WTF????

On March 27th, 2009 an era ended for all us Britney fans.  As much as I thought the webmaster of Breatheheavy.com was a conceited ass, I thought the way he ran the website and the information on the website was amazing.  My daily fix of all things Britney was there for me whenever I needed it.  Like all Britney fans we need a reassurance that she is okay and her kids are okay and that she is going to keep giving us more.  Breatheheavy.com did that for us.  Allegedly, Jamie Spears threaten the webmaster verbally over the phone recently and sent him papers telling him to immediately halt production on the website.  As many of you know, back in 2008 Britney lost all her rights when her dad became her conservator.  This is the very reason why Jamie Spears is allowed to act as Britney and threaten the webmaster of Breatheheavy.com.  In the past Britney has commented about Breatheheavy and what it has done for her and her fans.  I am shocked to see that today it is gone.  I think Jamie Spears has gone to far and speaking from my recent run in's with Britney herself she is not her old self at all.  I want the old Britney back and that means she needs to send her father back to Louisiana eaten crawfish and drinking beers again like the alchi he once was!  Leave OUR Britney alone you ass and let her live her life. Don't let her be so overprotected!  Didn't you listen to your daughters 3rd album track 2? I feel better now.

Warning: Bikes Are Hazardous to Celebrities

Not only are people injuring themselves left and right on Dancing with the Stars but it seems celebrities who are into cycling also seem to have bad luck on their side.  Both Matt Lauer and Lance Armstrong have suffered painful injuries to themselves via their bikes.  Yikes! Lance Armstrong has suffered a broken collarbone after he fell from his bike in Spain on Monday.
Meredith Veira said today on Today (no pun) that her co-host Matt Lauer flipped over his bike's handlebars, injuring himself after a deer jumped out in front of him.  Meredith tried to lighten the mood by stating that Matt believed the deer was, "hired by the competition."  Perhaps it was a rival member on ABC's Good Morning America?  I always knew that Diane Sawyer had a mean bone in her.  It seems that Lauer may need surgery for a dislocated shoulder.  There is no word on when he will return to his daily co-hosting duties on NBC's Today Show.
Lance Armstrong on the other hand will also need surgery and may not be able to compete in the Tour de France in July.  After it being reported that Lance was being tested multiple times more than any other athlete for the Tour de France now he recieves a blow that might take him out of the running all together.  I wonder if his BFF Matthew McConaughey is going to leave his wife to help mend Lance's wounds. 

America's Obsession With Everybody Else's Lives

I'm always asking myself why shows like "Keeping Up With The Kardashians",  "John and Kate Plus 8" and the ultimate worst "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" are like heroin to the viewers.  I mean I love me some Kardashians but if you honestly think about the show it is just a family with a little more money than you and I (Okay, a lot more money than you and I) who decided their lives should be taped.  If you want a great reality show tape my arse for a week.  That show would get a Grammy for my singing, and Oscar for my dramatic acting, and an Tony for my show stopping rendition of "9 TO 5".  I feel like every person has one public figure they are completely infatuated with.  Mine is Miss Britney Spears but others may be David Beckham, Rosie O'Donnell, Ange and Brad.  Britney and I are still going to get married. (I've been telling myself this for the last 11 years). Don't laugh at me! Nobody (not even you) can deny they have that one person you either want to bone, turn into or marry.  If you don't believe me then play "F**k, Marry, Kill" with your friends and the person you keep on trying to marry is your new obsession.  Maybe it is the simple fact all of us want to see what it is like to have our biggest problem be, what dress we are going to wear or what hotel we are going to stay in next.  So why we are trying to live our lives and keep up with every celebrity at the same time, I think we all should get an award for our versatility and ability to know what club Beyonce and Jay-Z went to last night while working our full time position as a sales clerk at Wal-Mart. (I don't work at Wal Mart)