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• Fat Man Poop

  So I was at the Knicks game the other night and who was sitting next to me but none other than the re-born celeb and his beautiful wife, Fat Man Scoop.
  
  I feel awful saying this cause he was such a nice guy, but Fat Man Scoop smelled like poop!
  
  I was surprised also but when he put that big gorilla arm around me and brought me in close, I think the Fat Man shat his...

"Fat Man Poop"So I was at the Knicks game the other night and who was sitting next to me but none other than the re-born celeb and his beautiful wife, Fat Man Scoop.

I feel awful saying this cause he was such a nice guy, but Fat Man Scoop smelled like poop!

I was surprised also but when he put that big gorilla arm around me and brought me in close, I think the Fat Man shat his pants.

He was very jovial with fans and never got annoyed but I also think he never got full. That night, the waiter in the courtside section had his hands full.

It wasn't long before everyone in his section started playing the "guess what scoop just ate" game. I was just happy he didn't eat me.

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• Billy Cover-up

  So I'm doing the walk of shame home this morning and who do I run into but Billy Crudup himself. And who was Prefontaine talking to? None other than his ex-wife and star of Showtime's "Weed's," Marie-Louise Parker.
  
  Rumors of his wandering hand's and eye's must be true. I've seen women give a warmer goodbye to civil servants handing them...

"Billy Cover-up"So I'm doing the walk of shame home this morning and who do I run into but Billy Crudup himself. And who was Prefontaine talking to? None other than his ex-wife and star of Showtime's "Weed's," Marie-Louise Parker.

Rumors of his wandering hand's and eye's must be true. I've seen women give a warmer goodbye to civil servants handing them divorce papers.

And if you're thinking Billy must be on the set of a new drama based on a messenger service biker who doesn't spend much money on clothes, think again. Those are his fancy duds. I guess the 15th year anniversary set of Prefontaine on Blue-Ray has fallen below expectations.

Truth be told, who could blame Marie-Louise. Imagine if you're a struggling actress, hit it big on a show, and then your husband cheats on you. I'd be like, if you want to see me again, check out Showtime at 10pm on Sunday's.... if you can still afford cable.

p.s. I find it my duty to say he was very nice and willing to take a pic.

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• Willy Mays Hayes Pays

  So I'm walking down the street when I think I recognize the lead actor from 'Cool Runnings', (he's the guy with his back turned talking to someone in the car) when I realize he is standing next to none other than 'Blade' himself, Wesley Snipes.
  
  I ask him if I can get a picture with him, and he says, "no thanks buddy," and was very nice but I...

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• Wy-clef Palate

  Man can this guy put on a show. I went to the new Kiss & Fly, formerly known as 'Aire' for all you Meat Packing heads. I walked in expecting another over-priced Wednesday and it turned into the best private show I have ever seen.
  
  As I walked in he was playing, "If I were President," with an out-pouring of support of Obama. Also in the crowd was Clive Davis...

"Willy Mays Hayes Pays"So I'm walking down the street when I think I recognize the lead actor from 'Cool Runnings', (he's the guy with his back turned talking to someone in the car) when I realize he is standing next to none other than 'Blade' himself, Wesley Snipes.

I ask him if I can get a picture with him, and he says, "no thanks buddy," and was very nice but I snapped a few anyway.

I have to say, I think the tax evasion scandals have caught up to him. Don't expect to see this jumpsuit in the celebrity closet. He was dressed as if he had mugged Dan Aykroyd about an hour into 'Trading Places.'

I'm not saying he didn't look like a well paid celebrity but if he had a cup in his hand, I wouldn't assume it was filled with coffee.

All in all, nice guy. Lesson learned: PAY YOUR TAXES!

"Dennis Miller Hates His Family"Just Kidding. But, the weirdest thing ever, he was walking with his son and wife and if you can make out from the picture, (theres a lady in green blocking them) he walks ahead of his family.

And it wasn't just on this corner. I know this because I was headed to the library and we walked the same path for a few blocks.

I have to say, nobody recognized him.

"Wy-clef Palate"Man can this guy put on a show. I went to the new Kiss & Fly, formerly known as 'Aire' for all you Meat Packing heads. I walked in expecting another over-priced Wednesday and it turned into the best private show I have ever seen.

As I walked in he was playing, "If I were President," with an out-pouring of support of Obama. Also in the crowd was Clive Davis and Richard Branson. If you've ever seen Clive Davis on TV and he looked like a creepy old guy in a 5k suit, you're wayyyy wrong. His suit cost at least 10k.

I'm not saying he looked old but the man's headboard is a tombstone.

Then, I looked to my left and thought I had spotted Ruben Studdard , but it turned out to be millionaire mogul Cee-Low. WOW is he enormous. I would have talked to him longer but he tried eating me. He's got bigger boobs than his daughter.

All in all, great night, Wyclef was so nice and gave an amazing performance.